Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy – Ernest Benn
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other – Oscar Ameringer,
We have the best government that money can buy – Mark Twain
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate – Eric Idle