Distractions from Epstein

Is the whole of this mad second term of Trump’s one long series of distractions?

Is Trump really terrified that the whole Epstein files will come out and he will be shown to have a major role?

Is the President really a paedophile and using a series of escalating crisis to distract away from the business?

If he is completely innocent as he professes:

Why has he had the DOJ preventing the release of the files?

Why are so many being held back – seemingly the ones featuring him?

Why is there so much redaction in the ones that have been released?

Is everything else intended as a distraction?

The disruption of world trade with those harmful tariffs?

The threats to Canada and Greenland?

The siding with Putin?

The siding with Netanyahu and destruction of Gaza with its horrendous genocide?

The betrayal of allies?

The attacks on allies?

The illegal abduction of the Nicaraguan President?

The strangling of Cuba?

The war in Iran?

All that stupid business about ending 8 wars and demanding the Nobel peace prize?

The renaming of everything as Trump this and Trump that?

The ballroom?

The betrayal of Ukraine?

ICE and the murder of citizens?

Giving pardons to violent criminals and insurrectionalists?

Is the whole of this rampage and destruction of the world order nothing more than attempting to take attention away from EPSTEIN?

Why haven’t he and Melania been called to give a disposition?

Why has nobody in the States (apart from Maxwell) been arrested?

Is the President running scared about being arrested, tried and locked up?

Is all this really because he is a paedophile?

Or is it just because he is a useless, ignorant narcissist who had surrounded himself with useless, inept sycophants?

What a mess he is making of the USA and the whole world!

The distractions of a megalomaniac!

Venezuela!!

Forget laws. Forget social conventions. Forget compassion. Forget empathy. Forget tolerance. Forget civilised behaviour. Forget decorum. Forget diplomacy. Forget allies. Forget manners. Forget restrictions. Forget age limits.

FORGET THE EPSTEIN FILES!

In the hands of a narcissistic megalomaniac anything goes!

Donald Trump

The election of this disgusting conman reflects on the morality of the whole American people. They have elected someone who:

Is the most uncouth disgusting person on the planet

is a convicted rapist

is a convicted felon

Who stole for a children’s cancer charity

Who continually lies

Who pardons the most disgusting criminals

Who treats women disgustingly

Who empowers Nazis, White Supremacists and extreme right-wing groups

Who sucks up to tyrants like Putin and Kim Jung Un

Who is making money hand over fist and is using the office of state for personal gain for himself and his family – to the tune of $5 billion so far

Who has close links with Epstein, Maxwell and Diddy and the paedophile ring on Epstein’s island. Whether he indulged in raping children is unclear. There are many accusations but the GOP cover up means it is difficult to prove.

Who is of limited intelligence – doesn’t read, can’t follow briefs and doesn’t seem to understand the intricacies of international affairs

Who has abandoned his allies and sides with enemies

Who makes threats to control people

Who uses bribes and threats like a seasoned gangster

Who cheated on his three wives and has a reputation for hookers and porn stars

Who buys off followers like right-wing evangelists by giving them what they want

Who has threatened friends (Canada, Greenland) with armed invasion and attacked Venezuela and Nigeria

Who sends armed forces against his own people

Who tries to shut people up with law suits and crush all opposition

Who is running America like a police state

Whose understanding of diplomacy is akin to a gestapo interrogation cell

Who has no morality, integrity or values

Who is the world’s most uncouth narcissist

Yet the American people voted for this depraved thug twice!!

What has America descended into???

I guess I won’t be visiting the USA any time soon!

The Epstein files are stored with top secret documents in Trump’s shower!!

Will they ever see daylight??

Who is a paedophile?

What will the next distraction be? The nuking of Russia??

Poor Trump! Cruelly raped by underage girls while operating as an FBI agent to bring Epstein down!

A herd of elephants just flew over.

Poor guy is being framed by Democrats just because his name appears throughout the Epstein papers.

The Dems are even forcing girls to claim he raped them. Whatever next??

Oooh – now a herd of giraffes are strafing my house!

Poor Trump – a victim!

(6) Quora

‘The Speaker of the House has now explained that the reason the President is named all through the Epstein files is actually because he was acting as an FBI informant trying to take it all down…from the inside.

‘When he first heard the rumor, he kicked him out of Mar-a-Lago. He was an FBI informant to try to take this stuff down,’ added Johnson, which now raises new questions about Trump’s relationship with Epstein.

‘What Trump is referring to is the hoax that the Democrats are using to try to attack him,’ Johnson said. ‘I’ve talked to him about this many times, many times. He is horrified. It’s been misrepresented. He’s not saying that what Epstein did is a hoax. It’s a terrible, unspeakable evil. He believes that himself.’

The Ghislaine Maxwell Interview Tapes

in July 2025, in an attempt to put the Epstein saga to bed, Donald Trump sent Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, who had previously served as Donald Trump’s personal defense attorney, to interview Ghislaine Maxwell.

This is how I imagine that interview went. All pure fiction obviously. Satire can be fun:

Miss Maxwell can I start by informing you that you have complete immunity for this interview – unless you lie!

So tell me Ghislaine did Donald Trump involved with Epstein’s child sex ring?

Oh yes. Jeffrey had film of him raping young girls. He’s everywhere on the client list. Jeffery used to blackmail everyone.

Can I remind you that you are sixty-three years old and currently serving a twenty year sentence. I trust Florida is treating you well?

It’s a pigsty.

No doubt. There are better facilities.

OK. What’s the deal?

There is no deal.

Oh come on you haven’t come all this way for nothing. They’ve got him by the balls. I want a full pardon.

That is completely out of the question. It would look as if we bribed you. Nobody would believe what you said.

OK. I can see that. Move me to a nicer place and organise a – pardon a little down the road.

Can I remind you that you have been sentenced for sex trafficking young girls and aiding and abetting Jeffery Epstein in the rape of underage girls and procuring for a sex ring.

And can I remind you that Trump is implicated up to his neck and is running so scared he sent you here. Move me to a nicer place and organise a – pardon a little down the road.

OK. If you play ball, with careful preparation we might be able to arrange that.

No might be. I want assurance.

OK – you got it.

Right. I saw Bill Clinton…

Hold it there. If you implicate Bill Clinton and not Trump that looks fishy.

Got it. There is no client list and I never witnessed the President in any inappropriate setting in any way. The President was never inappropriate with anybody. In the times that I was with him, he was a gentleman in all respects.

Perfect!

Following the interview, on August 1st, Ghislaine Maxwell was transferred to Federal Prison Camp Bryan in Bryan, Texas. This is a minimum-security facility known for housing non-violent offenders and offering relatively relaxed conditions compared to higher-security prisons.

Trump not guilty!

It seems that Trump is not guilty!

Following a visit from Trump’s people Ghislaine Maxwell says that although Trump was very friendly with Epstein and round at his paedophile sex ring on a regular basis she never saw him do anything inappropriate! (Neither did she see Clinton up to no good!)

A herd of elephants just flew overhead!

One wonders what the attraction was of frequently going to parties hosted by his good friend paedophile Jeffry Epstein and procurer and participant Ghislaine Maxwell with hordes of young girls imported specially? Perhaps Trump and Clinton just liked the disco dancing?

Oh – there goes another herd of airborne giraffe!

Having exonerated Trump from all allegations of raping underage girls Ghislaine was immediately removed to a much more pleasant prison to see out her days until she receives her pardon in more comfortable surrounds.

So, we must conclude from this that there is no client list, no tapes of Trump raping young girls and no paedophile behaviour by Trump at all. Matter closed!

That was unexpected wasn’t it?

Oh – now a herd of bison are flying past!

Whatever next!