Matt Handcockup’s position is totally tenable!

All he’s done is:

Put his mistress on the payroll using taxpayers money

Break the covid law that he had put together

Been totally hopeless

Killed thousands by bunging covid patients into Care Homes

Lied to cabinet

Lied to the public about throwing rings of protection around Care Homes

That’s probably not all. But it’ll do!

I mean, there’s nothing there worthy of resigning for, surely? Totally tenable for a Tory!!

Thanks Chris Riddell and John Peachey!