The man who brought us the sunlit uplands of Brexit (currently costing us £100 billion a year!), the multibillion VIP Lane give-away to Tory Donors, the glorious Covid track and trace that employed the likes of Tory Dildo Harding on massive salaries, the take-over of the BBC, the mountains of useless PPE, wonderful Russian Lords, a border with Northern Ireland, motorways that become lorry parks, queues, tariffs and border controls, restricted my freedom of movement, sunk numerous flourishing businesses, oven-ready lies (made to order straight off the cuff), austerity for the plebs, destruction of public services, devastation of local councils, shutting of libraries, youth clubs and addiction centres, a plethora of freebies (crates of £300 a bottle wine, wallpaper. holidays, clothes, residences…..) bonuses for bankers, potholes and the best parties in Britain!!
He now waltzes off to guzzle, gorge, screw and gloat while making countless millions. Job done!


