The Forthcoming Graywash!!

Sue Gray, appointed by Boris Johnson, will report to Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson will decide if he has done anything wrong. Boris Johnson will exonerate himself. A few civil servants will be thrown to the wolves. Investigation done. The innocent man was victimised. There were no boozy parties. Johnson presided over work meetings in his garden (complete with booze, games and nibble), no laws broken, no rules bent.

They will try to put out the flames.

The liar will exonerate the liar by lying.