A few Funnies to start the day.

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My friend Graham sent me these. They made me chuckle.

5 thoughts on “A few Funnies to start the day.”

  1. Three Surgeons….

    Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

    One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in the country. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and a few months later he performed a private concert for the Queen.”

    The second surgeon said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and a couple of years later he won gold Medals in track and field events in the Olympics.”

    The third surgeon said, “You chaps are amateurs. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man’s blonde hair and the horse’s arse. I was able to put them together and now he’s running for President of the USA.!”

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