‘It’s oven-ready!’ the Buffoon blusters.

‘It’s oven-ready!’ The Buffoon blusters. ‘Prick it, whack it in the microwave at gas mark 4.’

It would be quite amusing (it’s meant to be quite amusing) if it wasn’t for the fact that the same ineptitude has been applied to the whole business of Brexit; the same level of understanding, and the outcome will be just as inedible and disastrous.