A Day In The Life of a Writer

My life revolves around writing. That’s what I do. It’s what gives me pleasure and fulfilment. We all need some reason to get up in the morning. Mine’s writing.

My first task is to check my emails and social media; to answer messages and check out anything that has come through.

I then check my book sales and look for new reviews (I know – sad). New reviews give me a boost. You have to learn to ride the occasional bad one. You can’t please everybody. Sometimes a bad review can stimulate me to return to a book and check. I’ve rewritten one book on the basis of one bad review.

Having cleared the decks I set about writing.

I don’t distinguish between types of writing. I might write a piece for my blog or develop an idea in a novel.

If I am writing a novel I usually get immersed. It takes over. I wake up in the night with ideas. My mind is constantly churning through characters, plot and action. I begrudge any minute not spent writing it down. The ideas flow and take over my life. I’ve learnt to control myself or I wouldn’t have a marriage. I have to moderate.

If I am writing a more factually-based book I might do that in chunks. I will research one aspect and write that up. Not so all-consuming.

I’m very goal orientated. I like to complete a project.

When I am writing the hours flick past. I forget meals and can work deep into the night. It becomes like a meditation. The words are like links in a chain; they pull other words up behind them. Ideas do the same; one leads to a bunch of others. I am a one finger typist but I work at pace. I can type faster than I can write long-hand.

I am usually working on a bunch of projects – novels and books. I always have a poetry book on the go. I have a book called ‘The Death Diaries’ that I add pieces to every now and again. If I an editing I do that in sections then have a break to write something else. I need to do that to keep my mind fresh and focussed. Editing/rewriting is hard. Being objective does not come easy.

Every now and then I break for chores, cooking meals, cleaning, tidying, washing up, shopping. We share a division of labour in my house. It works.

In the evening I try to find time for my wife Liz. We usually watch TV dramas together. Then I might get back to work writing. I find that my energy levels and focus aren’t as good as they were. I can’t work late into the night like I used to do.

I take breaks to listen to some music, to take a walk. I was taking a daily two hour hike but that has lapsed into an hour. I fit my reading into short spells. I always have two or three books on the go.

I suffer with time pressure. There just aren’t enough hours in the day.

Not every day’s the same. We do fit in gigs, theatre and friends – though not as often as used to be the case.

That’s it.

The life of a writer is very solitary – but it’s not lonely! Too much going on in my head to be lonesome.

A Day for a Diary

A Day for a Diary

I woke face down on the floor with the pattern of the parquet etched into the side of my cheek. I was feeling a little groggy but a quick line of speed soon sorted that.

There was just time for a cocaine-fuelled orgy with the five hookers who had stayed over from last night’s soiree. For breakfast, we polished off the remaining oysters and beluga caviar washed down with the last of the champagne. That set me up, but just in case, I dropped a tab of acid to put some colour into an otherwise dull December day.

No sooner had I whisked the girls out the door, thanking them for being so inventive, than Johnny Depp arrived. He’d landed the starring role in a biopic of my life and was hoping to get a bit of background and study me for a while so he could get into the role. We shared a spliff or two and were just getting into some serious stuff when Mick and Keith dropped in. They were hoping to adapt a couple of my poems into songs for their new album.

Within minutes the four of us were jamming in the front room. Mick asked me if I fancied replacing Charlie but I declined. Drums weren’t really my thing.

The jam session was broken up when the helicopter landed in the back garden to whisk me off to my agent’s place. Warner Brothers were in a bidding war with Universal over a couple of my Sci-fi novels.

The coke and champers were flowing liberally as both lots of execs tried to court me. The contracts were fairly straightforward. I checked that there were the right number of noughts, then it all came down to the casting. Of course, Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio were slugging it out for a lead role. I’d promised Tika Sumpter and Margot Robbie roles. George Clooney and Kerry Washington had to fit in somewhere and then there was Isabel Lucas and Sharon Leal. Johnny Depp had already been promised which annoyed Robert Downey Jnr. I insisted we had them all and threw in Morgan Freeman as a bonus.

We got it sorted in the end. Warner Brothers came up with the goods.

At the finish of the meeting the acid was beginning to wane so I topped that up with a disco biscuit or two. That perked me up.

By the time I arrived back home I was starving. Fortunately, the confectioners and vintners had arrived with deliveries for this evening’s get-together. I picked at the garlic lobsters and alba truffles while watching Jack White tuning up in the corner. Jack was doing the main set this evening.

My dealer delivered my usual, which was fortunate. I was down to my last spliff or ten.

Tika Sumpter popped in to thank me for the part, the starring role in The Cabal, and Haile Berry turned up. I’d agreed for her to be my partner for the evening. I know, it really would cramp my style but there were fringe benefits.

I sloped off for an hour to tap out a couple of chapters for my new novel and then the action started and Haile and I began dancing the night away.

It’s not easy being Jack Moon.

The trouble with all these days was that they tended to merge into one another – just another dull, dreary Thursday in Yorkshire.

But then, looking ahead, the weekend was looking promising.

Japan – Tokyo – A day in the life.

A city of great contrasts – old and new. People were so friendly and helpful. We wandered around. Loved it.