Groucho Marx Quotes

Some people have a way with words. Groucho was one of the best. Bumba reminded me yesterday!

Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”

“There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he’s crooked.”

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”

“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”

“I intend to live forever, or die trying.”

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