Bubonic Ebolic Smallpox recovery! I am probably the only survivor!

AppleMark
AppleMark

I appear to be recovering from the terrible new disease that has ravaged my system for three weeks. I think it was probably a totally new virus (as yet undiscovered) that was testing me out as a trial run. If it had proved successful it would probably have unleashed an attack that would have wiped out the human race.

Fortunately I resisted. I believe everyone is now safe! No need to panic!

The skin is regrowing in my throat. The toxins that thinned my blood to a pale pink colour are dissipating. The temperature that I believe soared to near 150 degrees is prob

ably down in the low 120s. The headache, which reached levels of 40x childbirth on the pain scale has subsided. I am recovering.

I know a lot of you thought I wouldn’t make it! Thank you all for your great concern (including my wife who seems to think it was merely a cold) you helped pull me through!

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