Poor Novaxx Jokeyouritch!!

Gosh – I do feel sorry for him!! A few days trapped in a hotel with only the whole of the world’s media, a mass of fans, family and friends for company. He can’t even get the cordon bleu cooking he’s used to!

Must be hell.

Not like all those refugees who have been stuck in shoddy rooms, with lousy food for years with no contact with anyone!! They have it easy!!

Thanks John Peachey and Chris Riddell!