The King Of Sleaze (Lest we forget!)
Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.
I’m the king of sleaze.
Never worked in my whole life.
Always cheated on my wife.
Had it on a plate.
Gold spoon in my mouth
Eveything I touch headed south
Ain’t life great?
Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.
I’m the king of sleaze.
Kicked out of every job
Because I’m a useless knob.
But dad sorts it out.
Lying and making it up
Playing about like a silly pup
What’s it all about?
Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.
I’m the king of sleaze.
Life’s one great big jolly
Spiffing fun, by golly
I muddle through.
I make it up as I go along
Might get everything wrong
Prancing like a kangaroo.
Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.
I’m the king of sleaze.
Gold wallpaper and diamond loos
Rumpy Pumpy in the news
They love me.
I may not be the biggest smarty
But I sure know how to party
Everything for free!
Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.
I’m the king of sleaze.
Opher – 4.9.2022
He’s come from the world of privilege where he was brought up to expect a life of opulence and ease. The world was his playground and that’s how he treated it.
He was fast-tracked into high paying jobs through the back door as daddy pulled a few strings.
He abused every position with laziness and lies. Why work when you can just make it up and wing it? Kicked out of every position for lying.
Life was one big party, booze at £180 a bottle and women on tap. Charmed the knickers off everyone. Sprogs dropped all over the place. Not only incompetent but short on planning or thought. Hadn’t even got the ability to put a condom on.
Even in high office, dealing with country-breaking events, matters of life and death, had the same cavalier attitude (no homework, no thought, no idea) and blustered through.
The results are catastrophic for us – thousands of unnecessary deaths and tens of billions wasted – but he’s bumbled through and is making a killing.
No wonder he’s laughing all the way to the bank – Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees. I’m the king of sleaze.