Well, Donald Duck’s in charge!
Now he’s putting together his cabinet.
Dumbo – Elon Musk – Department of Government Efficiency – A dodgy appointment if ever I saw one. He bankrolled the disinformation – forget X he’s a twit. An exploiting billionaire. He’s going to make a fortune out of this. He’s in charge of ripping the heart out of government like he did with Twitter. No laws, no restraints, no oversight – a wild west where anything goes and the billionaires have free rein. Expect mass sacking of all non-MAGA employees. Who cares about the repercussions.
Mickey Mouse – Pete Hegseth – Defence Secretary – A Fox TV host – a tattooed cowboy – all rhinestone and mouth. Should be OK right? We just have another entertainer in charge of the world’s biggest nuclear arsenal and army. What could possibly go wrong?
Goofy – Matt Gaetz – Attorney General – following the election of a serial sex abuser, rapist and multiple felon nobody cares about mere charges of sex abuse and drugs. Anything goes. I wonder if he was a friend of Epstein too?
Minnie Mouse – Robert F Kennedy Jnr – Senior Health advisor – just what you need – a complete wacko who thinks vaccination is a conspiracy. We’ll watch for how many babies die of measles, mumps and all those diseases that have enabled our life expectancy to increase. Let’s all resort to prayers and give up on all medicine. We could do away with hospitals altogether – think of the money saved by not treating the masses!
The White Witch – Susie Wiles – the Ice Queen – the lady who orchestrates. Loyal and true.
What we are looking at is a bunch of rabid arse-lickers. Forget competence or experience all that matters is MAGA credentials and complete loyalty.