The Tory Mantra
We are working day and night,
Straining every sinew.
We are pouring in the billions
Nothing less will do.
We’re learning all the lessons.
We’re all very sorry.
We got all the big calls right!
It’s great to be a Tory!
We know we’ve made a few mistakes
But Labour would be far worse.
The problems are all global
That is the real curse.
We’re deploying every cliché
Slogans are our forte
We’re not hiding in fridges
That would be so naughty.
Of scrutiny and responsibility
We’re not very keen.
All our Russian donors
Could turn very mean.
So if you want a peerage,
And you’ve got the cash.
An audience with Boris
Will free you of your stash.
We’re working day and night,
Learning all our lessons,
Writing up our memoirs
To make millions from confessions.
Opher 3.11.2022
It’s about the cash and power silly! Always was! Johnson is the arch conman. Loveable Boris a construction to gain power and wealth, He’s been extracting cash from our pockets – putting hay in the loft. The real Johnson is a hedonistic, selfish liar who, while being lazy, is utterly cunning.