The Pokey Pokey
You put the buffoon in
You take the buffoon out
In out
In out
Shake him all about
He does the pokey pokey
He turns around
That’s what it’s all about!
You put a liar in
You take the liar out
In out
In out
The lies continue to spout
He does the pokey pokey
Though he’s stout and round
That’s what it’s all about!
You put the idle self-server in
You take the idle self-server out
In out
In out
Cash is what it’s all about
He does the pokey pokey
Putting hay in his loft
That’s what it’s all about.
You put the lawbreaker in
You take the lawbreaker out
In out
In out
He’s shaking it about.
He does the pokey pokey
Spraying kids all around
That’s what it’s all about!
Oh pokey pokey pokey!! Oh pokey pokey pokey! Oh pokey pokey pokey! That’s what it’s all about!
Opher – 22.10.2022
He’s charismatic. He’s fun.
Who cares if he lies and breaks the law? Who cares if he’s idle, useless and makes gaffe after gaffe? Who cares if he’s a philandering fool with a union jack up his arse? Who cares if the rest of the world is laughing at us? Who cares about his dire record? Who cares if he’s completely untrustworthy? Who cares about his Russian connections or the illegal donations? Who cares about the VIP lane and the billions doshed out to his chums? Who cares about the corruption and sleaze?
He may be a cheat and a serial liar but he knows how to bonk and party! He’s a fun guy.
He got a calamitous Brexit done and made us all a lot poorer!
Twelve years of austerity (unless you’re wealthy) and more to follow as he gave to the wealthy and took from the poor.
He got us through Covid with only a few hundred thousand unnecessary deaths.
He partied while we grieved and were locked up in our own houses.
He lied and lied, broke all his promises and spouted nonsense slogans while hiding in fridges.
He avoided work, scrutiny and accountability.
He’s blatantly in it for himself – a conman chancer out to make a killing.
He was a shocking, useless, lying lump of blubber.
Bring Boris back!!
What we need is more SLEAZE and CORRUPTION!!