The Pokey Pokey – Bring Boris Back!

The Pokey Pokey

You put the buffoon in

You take the buffoon out

In out

In out

Shake him all about

He does the pokey pokey

He turns around

That’s what it’s all about!

You put a liar in

You take the liar out

In out

In out

The lies continue to spout

He does the pokey pokey

Though he’s stout and round

That’s what it’s all about!

You put the idle self-server in

You take the idle self-server out

In out

In out

Cash is what it’s all about

He does the pokey pokey

Putting hay in his loft

That’s what it’s all about.

You put the lawbreaker in

You take the lawbreaker out

In out

In out

He’s shaking it about.

He does the pokey pokey

Spraying kids all around

That’s what it’s all about!

Oh pokey pokey pokey!! Oh pokey pokey pokey! Oh pokey pokey pokey! That’s what it’s all about!

Opher – 22.10.2022

He’s charismatic. He’s fun.

Who cares if he lies and breaks the law? Who cares if he’s idle, useless and makes gaffe after gaffe? Who cares if he’s a philandering fool with a union jack up his arse? Who cares if the rest of the world is laughing at us? Who cares about his dire record? Who cares if he’s completely untrustworthy? Who cares about his Russian connections or the illegal donations? Who cares about the VIP lane and the billions doshed out to his chums? Who cares about the corruption and sleaze?

He may be a cheat and a serial liar but he knows how to bonk and party! He’s a fun guy.

He got a calamitous Brexit done and made us all a lot poorer!

Twelve years of austerity (unless you’re wealthy) and more to follow as he gave to the wealthy and took from the poor.

He got us through Covid with only a few hundred thousand unnecessary deaths.

He partied while we grieved and were locked up in our own houses.

He lied and lied, broke all his promises and spouted nonsense slogans while hiding in fridges.

He avoided work, scrutiny and accountability.

He’s blatantly in it for himself – a conman chancer out to make a killing.

He was a shocking, useless, lying lump of blubber.

Bring Boris back!!

What we need is more SLEAZE and CORRUPTION!!

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