I don’t know – bloody moaning Ukraine!

Just because they get invaded!

Just because Russia reduces their cities to rubble!

Just because Russia kills tens of thousands of their non-combatant citizens!

Just because Russia kidnaps their children!

Just because Russia tortures their people!

Just because Russia rains missiles down on them!

Just because Russia wants to take them over and rule them!

Just because Russia wants ALL their mineral wealth!

Just because Russia wants to enslave them!

Moan, moan, bloody moan!! That’s all we hear!!

Why couldn’t Ukraine just roll over and allow Russia in without making a fuss? Then Russia could get on with attacking Poland, Estonia, Finland, Germany, France and the UK in peace!!

Ukraine? BAAAHH!! They’re only annoying Putin and slowing down things!