How to make a right mess of things.

  1. Do away with all experts – who needs experts?
  2. Do away with science – work on gut instinct. Who needs science?
  3. Don’t appoint anybody who is good at what they do. Loyalty is the only criteria. Who needs potential challengers?
  4. Do away with education. Who needs people who question, probe and stir up trouble?
  5. Take over the news. Who needs truth?
  6. Spread lies, conspiracy, fake news and more lies. As I said – who needs truth?
  7. Sack anyone who is not loyal. Who needs dissent and trouble?
  8. Attack and sue the hell out of anybody or organisation that doesn’t toe the line. Who needs opposition?
  9. Promote religion. Religion stops all questioning and blinds people. Who needs facts, truth, or intelligence?
  10. Attack people for the very things you do. Deflects investigation. Who needs to be investigated?
  11. Deny everything even when there clear evidence. Brazen it out even if convicted. Claim plots, fake news and the opposition. Who cares?
  12. Employ armies of lawyers to slow trials down, find loopholes and buy time until pardoned. Who needs to be locked up?
  13. Make up derogatory names for all opponents – sleepy, crooked are good. Doesn’t matter if they are true. Who cares about the truth?
  14. Sue media who criticise to shut them up. Who needs opposition?
  15. Spread lies, fake stuff and conspiracy to confuse, undermine and divide. Who needs a unified opposition?
  16. Align with fanatical groups and offer them what they want to avidly support you – fascist groups, NRA, extreme right-wing evangelicals, extreme Jews, KKK, Proud Boys, white supremacists. Make them your foot soldiers to do dirty work. Who needs peace?
  17. Use power to crush opposition, garnish favours and bring in great wealth (billions). Who needs to be poor?
  18. Appoint family to various lucrative roles and help them pull in billions. A family that grafts together has each others backs. Bind them in. Who needs disloyalty?
  19. Break laws to achieve your goals. Who needs laws?
  20. Don’t read. Who needs to develop the mind?
  21. Adore tyrants and totalitarian leaders. Who needs democracy?
  22. Hire, bribe, blackmail and control judiciary and Supreme Court. Who needs to be restricted by laws, constitutions or morality?
  23. Pretend to be moral, religious and sane. Who needs restrictions or cares about the truth?
  24. Threaten, cajole, buy and befriend Billionaires who control everything. Who needs powerful enemies?
  25. Identify scapegoats. Useful scapegoats include immigrants, ethnic minorities and women. Who cares if you upset some people?
  26. Really upset some people and don’t be afraid of hurting or killing some. Who cares if you are a psychopath, sociopath or narcissist?
  27. Claim to identify and represent the white working class. Who cares if that’s laughable?
  28. Bypass the system with executive orders. Who cares if they are legal or workable?
  29. Have fun. Make your billions. Upset and destroy. Say the opposite of what you mean. Throw dead cats on the table. Kill. Demand. Whine. Berate. Who cares??
  30. Say what you like. Do what you like. Rape who you like. Who needs limits?
  31. Have a single goal – to make as much money as you can. Who cares about anybody else?
  32. Be a complete fascist arsehole. Who cares? Who the hell cares?

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