Slimy Toad
A creepy slimy toad
Covered in blue woad.
Trump-loving populist
Brexit lying prick.
Doesn’t know where Clacton is
Changed his name to Dick.
Promises the earth
But hasn’t got a clue.
Get it done tomorrow!
Doesn’t know what’s true!
Nicking all Trump’s policies
A far-right smorgasbord
Sell the NHS overseas
Decency overboard!
Scapegoating immigrants.
He will stop the boats
Painting roundabouts red and white
Anything for votes!
Spends his time in America
Brown-nosing Trump.
Copying his razzmatazz
Stupid orange chump!
A Poundland conman
Who’d rule us like a king.
A smarmy xenophobic twat
Who’s stolen Golem’s ring!
Opher 4.9.2025
I think it’s fair to say that I don’t like Farage. I think he’s a nasty self-server who is making a fortune out of fooling people.
He sold us Brexit for £37 billion a year and broke Britain! Just think what we could do with all that money! He lied and yet people still trust him.
Now he spends his days in the USA sucking up to Trump and the far-right. Bringing back their policies and that shallow American flash and crap. He’s supposed to be in Clacton and parliament but he’s pocketed that cash and has bigger fish to fry.
He’s a typical populist hawking simplistic answers for complex problems.
A xenophobic racists married to a German and drawing a sizeable pension from the EU – an opportunistic coman.
If I was buying a car and saw that smarmy git heading towards me I’d be off like a shot!
He looks like a frog but he’s really a shark!