Slimy Toad

A creepy slimy toad

                Covered in blue woad.

Trump-loving populist

                Brexit lying prick.

Doesn’t know where Clacton is

                Changed his name to Dick.

Promises the earth

                But hasn’t got a clue.

Get it done tomorrow!

Doesn’t know what’s true!

Nicking all Trump’s policies

                A far-right smorgasbord

Sell the NHS overseas

                Decency overboard!

Scapegoating immigrants.

                He will stop the boats

Painting roundabouts red and white

Anything for votes!

Spends his time in America

                Brown-nosing Trump.

Copying his razzmatazz

                Stupid orange chump!

A Poundland conman

                Who’d rule us like a king.

A smarmy xenophobic twat

                Who’s stolen Golem’s ring!

Opher 4.9.2025

I think it’s fair to say that I don’t like Farage. I think he’s a nasty self-server who is making a fortune out of fooling people.

He sold us Brexit for £37 billion a year and broke Britain! Just think what we could do with all that money! He lied and yet people still trust him.

Now he spends his days in the USA sucking up to Trump and the far-right. Bringing back their policies and that shallow American flash and crap. He’s supposed to be in Clacton and parliament but he’s pocketed that cash and has bigger fish to fry.

He’s a typical populist hawking simplistic answers for complex problems.

A xenophobic racists married to a German and drawing a sizeable pension from the EU – an opportunistic coman.

If I was buying a car and saw that smarmy git heading towards me I’d be off like a shot!

He looks like a frog but he’s really a shark!