The Epitome of Weirdness, Stupidity and Nastiness.

Trump supporters are carrying around a pretend jar of JD Vance’s jizz to mock Democrats that are unable to conceive children, just in case anyone wonders why we think they are a cult and just plain fucking weird

Levi’s obviously!

White, Ignorant, stupid and an embarrassment to the rest of us white guys.

Farm 703 – The Human Project – Paperback – A Sci-Fi Classic

Farm 703 where humans are controlled by bacteria.

Farm 703 where we are a project created by the Farm Manager.

Farm 703 where there is a move to terminate the human project.

Farm 703 where Head Office will decide on the fate of humanity.

They are allowing me to write this story. They do not think you will believe it.

Green – Paperback – A Sci-Fi Classic

A Sci-fi novel set in the distant future. Elspin is born without a nervous system; a brain with no connection to the world. She is locked within her dreams. She should have withered into nothing but against all the odds she prospered. Politicians and Business-people are at each others throats. The world is in crisis. The Greens are split into factions. Passions are explosive. They find a way of contacting Elspin. What happens when universes clash? Will the world survive?

The Pornography Wars – Hardcover – Sci-Fi Classic

The Pornography Wars takes political satire and social comment (with a liberal dash of humour) into a new dimension.
Sex is the essence of everything.
Is human history contrived by aliens?
Are we in a film set for an alien pornographic soap opera?
Is all human culture nothing more than an alien psych-master’s program?
What happens when the aliens argue over the future of pornography on their tridee sets?
What is going to happen to the future of human beings?

Tory Vampires, back from the dead!

Now, having feasted on us for 14 years, they are tearing each other to bits!! Good riddance to a corrupt bunch of incompetents!!

All the fault of the Immigrants!! (Of course!!)

Zargos Ecstasy – The main character of Star. A composite of many parts.

Zargos was an easy character to create. I wanted someone who was sensitive, empathic and rebellious. He had to be a highly competent poet, philosopher, leader and musician but also someone with huge charisma and stage presence.

I merely borrowed aspects of all the major Rock Stars of the sixties. The poet philosopher and ‘leader of a generation’ was straight out of the Bob Dylan myth. The rebellious social commentator and activist was a mixture of John Lennon, Dylan and Phil Ochs. The strutting, exciting, larger than life Rock Star was Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison and Mick Jagger. The costume, face paint and drama was Arthur Brown, David Bowie and Alice Cooper. All I had to do was roll them into one and create a compassionate composite.

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Star – Paperback – Classic Sci-Fi

It’s the sixties – the three thousand one hundred and sixties. The Federation is in conflict with the Confederation. The Troman war rages. There is a civil rights issue with the Androvians. Youth all across the galaxy are in revolt. Rock Music, on an intergalactic scale, is the medium of the rebellion. Zargos Ecstasy and the Terminal Brain Grope are providing the impetus for the rebellion. Zargos, a larger than life character based on Bob Dylan, Hendrix, Jagger, Jim Morrison and Bowie, struts the stage, putting his poems to music and rousing the spacefreaks to seek social justice. If you lived through the sixties you’ll recognise it all.

The Gordian Fetish – Paperback – Classic Sci-Fi

How important is consciousness? How rare is it in the universe? It is incredibly rare but not many people here on Earth seem to care about that. But the Gordian’s do – they value it – they seek it out and look to protect it. They have an institute funded by their government that is geared to the conservation of endangered alien sentient beings. Unfortunately a new Gordian leader has come along who believes in austerity. He is threatening to close the institute. Humans are sentient and have a modicum of intelligence. They can hardly be termed endangered though. There are 4000 billion of them. But they are incredibly interesting. They have sex. They also have politics and religion. They pretend to be clever and civilised but they are nowhere near as clever and civilised as they think they are. Most Gordian’s are intrigued by humans. They find sex astounding and humans cute. Being cute and having sex might just be their saving graces.