- You shall worship me, Donald Trump, and everything I say
- You shall buy gold effigies of me, MAGA caps and all manner of MAGA merchandise
- You shall not tolerate any criticism of me in any way. That is fake news
- All days are henceforth to be known as Holy Trump days
- You should follow the underhand business practices of my father (and me)
- You should accept that I can get away with murder if I want. I will execute all on Death Row immediately.
- You should know that sleeping with porn stars, grabbing pussy, fornicating where-ever possible, befriending Epstein and attending sex parties, is not adultery.
- You shall steal whenever possible, through shady business deals, tax evasion, donations from the poor, and backhanders. For that is the purpose of life.
- You shall call all people who oppose you rude names (like crooked Hilary, Sleepy Joe), lie about them, make up stories, and generally be as untruthful and rude as possible in order to gain votes and impress the gullible.
- Your greed should exceed everyone’s. Your mantra should be ‘I WANT MORE!!’ ‘I WANT EVERYTHING YOU’VE GOT!!’.