Thirty years behind bars might take away the cockiness!! Drain the Swamp!! Lock him up!! Duping silly Americans for everything they’ve got! A purveyor of fake news, a conspiracy theorist!
A conman, a liar, a sex pest, a fascist, a racist, a Putin-lover, a tyrant, a spoilt child, a stupid illiterate, an ignoramus, a criminal, a narcissist, an imbecile, and as guilty as hell!!

Say wha you like about The Daily Star, their Trump mugshot photo caption was superb: Sulky Man-Baby Goes to Jail, or something very close to that.
Hi Michael – I haven’t seen too much of the Daily Star. That sounds good!