The King Of Sleaze

The King Of Sleaze

Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.

I’m the king of sleaze.

Never worked in my whole life.

Always cheated on my wife.

Had it on a plate.

Gold spoon in my mouth

Eveything I touch headed south

Ain’t life great?

Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.

I’m the king of sleaze.

Kicked out of every job

Because I’m a useless knob.

But dad sorts it out.

Lying and making it up

Playing about like a silly pup

What’s it all about?

Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.

I’m the king of sleaze.

Life’s one great big jolly

Spiffing fun, by golly

I muddle through.

I make it up as I go along

Might get everything wrong

Prancing like a kangaroo.

Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.

I’m the king of sleaze.

Gold wallpaper and diamond loos

Rumpy Pumpy in the  news

They love me.

I may not be the biggest smarty

But I sure know how to party

Everything for free!

Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees.

I’m the king of sleaze.

Opher – 4.9.2022

He’s come from the world of privilege where he was brought up to expect a life of opulence and ease. The world was his playground and that’s how he treated it.

He was fast-tracked into high paying jobs through the back door as daddy pulled a few strings.

He abused every position with laziness and lies. Why work when you can just make it up and wing it? Kicked out of every position for lying.

Life was one big party, booze at £180 a bottle and women on tap. Charmed the knickers off everyone. Sprogs dropped all over the place. Not only incompetent but short on planning or thought. Hadn’t even got the ability to put a condom on.

Even in high office, dealing with country-breaking events, matters of life and death, had the same cavalier attitude (no homework, no thought, no idea) and blustered through.

The results are catastrophic for us – thousands of unnecessary deaths and tens of billions wasted – but he’s bumbled through and is making a killing.

No wonder he’s laughing all the way to the bank – Tee hee hee Tee hee hee hees. I’m the king of sleaze.

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