Boris’s Lament

Boris’s Lament

You kicked me out, you bastards!

Threw me in the gutter!

I tell one teeny lie;

Down comes the shutter!

Just a bit of fun.

But I got Brexit done, didn’t I?

Even if it’s a fuck up.

Might cost us all a fortune

Cleaning the mess up.

But I got Brexit done.

What’s a hundred thousand deaths?

I got us all through covid!

I blustered my way through –

Splurge of Latin, dash of Ovid.

Didn’t kill everyone.

Who cares about the Care Homes?

Or all the lies I told?

Who cares if I’m leaving broken Britain

Shivering in the cold?

I’m the chosen one!

I brought in loads of food banks,

Brought the NHS to its knees;

But I had loads of parties

And really had a wheeze.

Filthy lucre by the ton.

You’ve given me more than I can take:

I still want it all!

No need now to redecorate;

Paper’s coming off the wall.

Now my race is run.

You kicked me out, you bastards!

Threw me in the gutter!

I tell one teeny lie;

Down comes the shutter!

Just a bit of fun.

Opher – 4.9.2022

This inept, immoral buffoon has run roughshod across every shred of decency left in politics. His legacy is a completely broken Britain. The public services are wrecked. The media is controlled. The wealthy have been raking it in as poverty creates misery. We’re heading for a totalitarian state.

Brexit was an absolute mess. The cretin negotiated the worst deal possible and has left the country weaker and poorer.

Covid was a nightmare with dithering Johnson going too late, too early and coming up with a raft of useless hugely expensive schemes that merely put huge sums of money in wealthy peoples’ pockets. He was bailed out by the vaccines.

This dithering clown has been receiving massive freebies from Russian oligarchs and lining his own pockets and is now off for a life of luxury leaving us to starve and freeze.

His legacy – BROKEN BRITAIN!!!

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