Our Sofa is knackered and we are looking to have to repaint the front room.

Looks to me like a trip to B&Q and the wife has an eye on a sofa in the charity shop. They want £80 for it though!

Maybe I’ll give Lulu Lytle a bell?

She did Boris’s gaffe for a mere £200,000. Do you think that was money well spent? How much of that came from us?

The makeover by Boris and Carrie was inspired by designer Lulu Lytle, and included:

• £840-a-roll wallpaper,
• a £9,800 Baby Bear sofa
• a £3,000 Lily Drum table
• the flooring in the very spacious hall stripped and polished.

How long was Johnson in his pad?

Value for money?

I wonder how much Truss’ll spend for her short tenure?