Here he is fleeing the country to dress up in lands far away so that he can avoid awkward questions and accountability for his woeful record.
No fridges handy so:
He’s praying to imaginary spirits and donning costumes. He loves dressing up. Nobody can question him when he’s in Hi-Vis. What a plonker!!
I thought all these wonderful Brexit deals were oven-ready and meant to slip into place! All the ones made so far are worse than what we had before!! He needs to dress up! I suggest arrows or stripes!!