A few jokes I liked

I needed something to cheer me up!

I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.

“Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home.” He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual,” he replied.

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The reception was brilliant.

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.

Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

4 thoughts on “A few jokes I liked

  1. “Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home.” He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual,” he replied.
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 This just about killed me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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