I needed something to cheer me up!
I’m on a whisky diet. I’ve lost three days already.
“Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home.” He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual,” he replied.
Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The reception was brilliant.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
“Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass Of Home.” He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual,” he replied.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 This just about killed me 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Glad you liked it. They tickled me.
The zoo one is good. The one about the aerials is dated, which is OK since they got married.
Lol Bumba. Like it.