The Daily Star reveals Trump’s secret pact with aliens!

John Peachey sent me this through. I just had to share it.

The Daily Star, a tabloid similar to the Daily Express, Sun and Daily Mail, in that it is renowned for its in-depth reporting, honesty, unbiased nature and intellectual rigour, has revealed that Trump has made contact with aliens!!

This probably happens on the golf course!

Perhaps they will help him to overthrow democracy and steal the election??

Perhaps they are using him to destroy the world?

Perhaps they will lead him to world domination?

I don’t know any details because I don’t subscribe!

I can’t wait for Newsnight to do a report!

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