The MAGA Guide to Insider Trading

Posted on by Opher
  1. Crash the economy by applying huge tariffs on all your friends.
  2. Wait for the stock market to plunge down.
  3. Tell all your wealthy friends and supporters (Like tech giants and MTG) to buy cheap.
  4. Take off the tariffs.
  5. Wait for the markets to surge.
  6. Sell all your shares and make a few million!