Popularity
Kittens, jokes, trivia, celebrities and scandal,
That’s all you need!
No politics, religion or deep issues
To which you could hold a candle
The light of truth would knock you out your sandals!
No need to get serious or make a fuss
That would throw your post
Under the proverbial bus!
Nobody really wants to engage, to think.
That might reveal their lives on the blink.
Send them to drink
Or at least a shrink!
There’s an art to being popular:
Be light and chatty,
Never catty.
So it’s fluffy kittens, flowers and love,
A spot of nostalgia
Fist hidden in a velvet glove.
No more truth, no more cajoling!
From now on I won’t mention the controlling,
The lies and cons and dodgy polling.
The Tories all mean well,
They really care.
I’m ignoring all the lies,
Getting them out my hair.
From now on it’s what I ate for breakfast,
Sentimental twaddle and fluffy kittens.
It’ll pay dividends. Just watch my blog soar!
Popularity is what it’s all for!
Opher – 15.7.2023
Keep clicking the likes! Keep minds shut! No need to think. No need to reason. It’s fluffy kitten season!