Help Required!! Please Help First Dog Escape!!

Please help First Dog escape from the cheery cartoon factory where he is being held prisoner and forced to write about nice things. Help him get back to reality!!

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/mar/03/everyone-is-anxious-exhausted-in-a-flap-how-can-we-help-ourselves-to-get-by?CMP=firstdog_email

Thanks John Peachey for bringing this to my attention! Poor First Dag. It must be terrible!!