Taking a Splinter for Democracy!

Doesn’t have quite the same impact!

I’ve done worse shaving!

Did the nick on the ear warrant such a huge Sani pad bandage?

The irony is that he took the splinter to end democracy not save it!

Here he is arrogantly pandering to his minions as a hero (the draft dodger!)!

Miraculously healed!! That’ll please the Evangelical Taliban!