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                Make you go full throttle!

Forget the science;

                Blessed by god,

Certain to cure,

                Just give me your wad.

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Just give me your cash

                And I’ll be gone!

Buy your snake oil here!

                Fifty dollars a bottle!

Guaranteed to cure all ills

                Make you go full throttle!

Opher – 22.4.2024

A poorly educated population, brainwashed with religion, are always gullible.

If they don’t understand science and are told to disbelieve all facts are lies they can be persuaded to believe anything.

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Send me cash!