1. “We’re building a wall in Colorado.”
- In 2019, Trump proudly declared at a rally that a border wall was being built in Colorado, leaving everyone scratching their heads since Colorado isn’t even near Mexico. When called out, he tried to backpedal, calling it a joke. Sure, Donald.
2. “The noise from windmills causes cancer.”
- Trump, in his endless war on facts, said in 2019 that the sound of wind turbines somehow causes cancer. Spoiler: it doesn’t. Science clapped back hard, but Trump just kept on talking.
3. “The kidney has a very special place in the heart.”
- While attempting to discuss healthcare, Trump proved once again that basic anatomy is just too much for him. Apparently, the kidney lives rent-free in the heart now.
4. “I will build a great wall — and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me — and I’ll build them very inexpensively.”
- The infamous campaign promise that became a years-long joke. Trump’s bragging about wall-building skills quickly turned into a never-ending debate about how ridiculous the whole thing was — and, of course, how to pay for it.
5. Why can’t we use nuclear weapons?”
- Trump’s genius idea during the 2016 campaign — asking why nuclear bombs were just sitting there collecting dust — left experts dumbfounded. As if nuclear war was just another one of his bad real estate deals.
6. “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese.”
- In a 2012 tweet, Trump made up a conspiracy theory that climate change was a hoax invented by China to screw over U.S. manufacturing. If you’re looking for evidence, don’t — there isn’t any.
7. “Windmills are the greatest threat to both bald and golden eagles… Wind turbines kill hundreds of eagles.”
- Trump’s weird vendetta against windmills continued with this whopper of a lie. Sure, wind turbines do kill some birds, but the fossil fuels Trump loves so much are way worse. Not that he cares about facts.
8. “If we tested less, there would be fewer cases of COVID-19.”
- In Trump’s brilliant pandemic strategy, less testing equals fewer cases. Clearly, he missed the part where testing helps control the spread. But when has logic ever been his strong suit?
9. “I tested very positively for COVID. I tested positively toward negative, right?”
- In 2020, Trump managed to confuse literally everyone with this garbled mess of words about his COVID-19 test results. It was peak Trump — rambling and utterly nonsensical.
10. “You have to inject [disinfectant], but it does knock it out in a minute.”
- During a 2020 briefing, Trump outdid himself by suggesting that injecting disinfectants could treat COVID-19. Medical professionals quickly warned that injecting disinfectants will kill you, but Trump was on a roll.
11. “The Earth is freezing right now. Forget this global warming.”
- Tweeting during a cold winter, Trump demonstrated once again that he can’t tell the difference between short-term weather and long-term climate change. But hey, he’s never let facts get in the way of a good tweet.
12. “There are people that say you can test too much for COVID-19.”
- Because in Trump’s world, knowing too much is apparently a bad thing. He suggested that too much COVID-19 testing was somehow a problem when, in reality, it was one of the few ways to actually get the virus under control.
What do you think? Did I miss your favorite one?
I liked the airports during the American Revolutionary War comment. At least the speech he mentioned this was given on July 4th (2019).
Another gem was him “thinking out loud” about the possibility of using a nuclear blast to reduce hurricanes.
His latest – The giant water faucet in Canada that takes 2 days to turn on. (?) huh?
I liked him using a sharpie to draw a hurricane path where he thought it might go, instead of relying on the NOAA. (NOT) When NOAA denied
As he told it, he asked the boat designers what would happen if the batteries were so heavy the boats sank. “They said no one has ever asked us that before.” And he never caught the irony. He actually thought he was showing his brilliance by asking a question no one else could ever be stupid enough to ask.
Trump is a master of bizarre politics. The disturbing part is how many of his supporters actually believe this moron. Trump will tell any lie he has to in order to win. When it comes to Trump remember this: He inherited over 4 billion dollars and managed to lose 3.2 billion so far. He is the only person in America to bankrupt a casino. He built a magnificent hotel in Las Vegas before applying for a gaming license. He was denied a gaming license and when I personally visited his hotel it was almost completely empty. Trump is a low IQ individual who has trouble even reading a speech, let alone writing one. I do give him credit for the one talent he does have: He’s one hell of a con man. But may he’s not all that good at being a con man since he has racked up 32 felony indictments against himself. All in all Republicans may need to up their game when it comes to choosing presidential candidates. Let’s not forget Republicans also gave us Nixon ( another failed president).
He said today 7th May 2025, that India & Pakistan have been fighting for centuries!! Pakistan was founded in 1947. Learn your world history Donald!