The 10 Commandments (according to Trump and GOP)

A touch of humour tinged with truth to enlighten your day.

The 10 Commandments (according to Trump and GOP)

  1. Thou shall have no other gods before me. (Exodus 20:3) Except hard cash
  2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Exodus 20:4-6) Except images of Trump who is now a god.
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Exodus 20:7) Even when he commits rape, lies, breaks the law and evades justice.
  4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. (Exodus 20:8-11) unless you can make money or play golf.
  5. Honor your father and mother. (Exodus 20:12) For they taught you how to make money and con people.
  6. Thou shalt not murder. (Exodus 20:13) Unless it’s in foreign countries or they are illegal immigrants.
  7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Exodus 20:14) It’s alright if it is with porn stars or when with Epstein.
  8. Thou shalt not steal. (Exodus 20:15) unless you call it business or tax evasion.
  9. Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (Exodus 20:16) unless they are called Clinton, Obama or Biden (or any other democrat).
  10. Thou shall not covet your neighbor. (Exodus 20:17) unless they have something you want!

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