A touch of humour tinged with truth to enlighten your day.
The 10 Commandments (according to Trump and GOP)
- Thou shall have no other gods before me. (Exodus 20:3) Except hard cash
- Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Exodus 20:4-6) Except images of Trump who is now a god.
- Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (Exodus 20:7) Even when he commits rape, lies, breaks the law and evades justice.
- Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy. (Exodus 20:8-11) unless you can make money or play golf.
- Honor your father and mother. (Exodus 20:12) For they taught you how to make money and con people.
- Thou shalt not murder. (Exodus 20:13) Unless it’s in foreign countries or they are illegal immigrants.
- Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Exodus 20:14) It’s alright if it is with porn stars or when with Epstein.
- Thou shalt not steal. (Exodus 20:15) unless you call it business or tax evasion.
- Thou shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. (Exodus 20:16) unless they are called Clinton, Obama or Biden (or any other democrat).
- Thou shall not covet your neighbor. (Exodus 20:17) unless they have something you want!