Superb as usual.
♦ Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.
♦ Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
♦ Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.
♦ Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.
♦ Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
♦ Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
♦ Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
♦ War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.
♦ Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.
♦ It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
♦ Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
♦ Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
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