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soulgifts - Telling Tales

old coupleFor the Seniors amongst us –

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit – George Burns

A few days after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor man answered his door to find two grim-faced Harbor Master officers.

“We’re sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your wife,”


“Tell me! Did you find her?!” Cedric Flynn asked.

One officer said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news”!

Fearing the worst, Mr. Flynn said, “Give me the bad news first.”

The officer said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this
morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.”

“Lord sufferin’ Jesus!” exclaimed Flynn. What could possibly be the good news?”

The officer continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Atlantic Maine…

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