Jimmy Swaggart
My name is Jimmy Swaggart
I like, hookers, coke and Christianity.
While Jerry Lee chose Rock ‘n’ Roll
I figured there’s more money in divinity.
Now I’ve got my plane, limousines
And mansion on the hill.
I’m a lying hypocrite
But my fans all love me still.
Jesus takes good care of me,
Gives me everything I wish.
Plenty lines of marching dust
And pussy on a dish.
I said that I was sorry
I’ve been forgiven everything.
I’ve still got my TV slot
Where you can pray an sing.
For Jesus welcomes sinners
Back into the fold.
So just remember folks,
Keep sending in the gold!
My name is Jimmy Swaggart
I like, hookers, coke and Christianity.
While Jerry Lee chose Rock ‘n’ Roll
I figured there’s more money in divinity.
Opher – 24.11.2020
It always amuses me that these hypocritical, smarmy TV evangelists can get away with it. They have they planes, fleets of limousines, bimbos, mansions, yachts and penthouses, their beaming smiles, flash suits and lavish lifestyle, they play around with drugs, hookers and gambling and then break down and plead for forgiveness when caught out – and the poor saps keep sending the money in!! Unbelieveable!!