Mowing the bloody grass! Global warming is a pain!

It used to be a problem with the lawnmower. When you laid it up for winter it would never start in the Spring. We had to lug it to the shop and get it fixed. We don’t have that problem now. It never gets much of a lay off at all!

I’m mowing the bloody grass through into December! I start again in March!

This is what happens with global warming! And the fools say it isn’t happening! They should come and see my garden!

But at least I don’t have the lawnmower maintenance costs! I just wear it out quicker!