The Tory way of dealing with a Covid Enquiry.

There are a number of strategies:

Throw a dead cat on the table!

Throw a dead dog on the table!

Hide in a fridge!

Rush off to India!

Blame it on someone else!

Say: ‘We were following scientific advice!

Sack somebody!

Say nothing. lay low. Wait for it to blow over!

Whitewash, Whitewash, Whitewash!!