Sunak promised that he would solve the small boat crisis and get immigration down.
Small boat crossings are at an all-time high. Immigration has doubled since Brexit but it’s not helping us because it isn’t the helpful kind. We’ve still got massive shortages due to driving all our EU workers out. We’ve replaced them with people from India and Africa but they’re not solving the shortages despite being twice as many!
Sunak and Braverman had a cunning plan to send the immigrants off to nasty camps in Rwanda where they would enjoy being abused. They argued that this would save lives as it would be a deterrent and less would drown. A bargain at only £62,000 an immigrant.
£62,000 an immigrant!! Bloody hell!! I’m thinking of becoming one!!
Unfortunately the courts put an end to the idea – they considered it was in danger of breaching human rights!
Perhaps hanging a bunch of immigrants from gibbets along the Dover coastline would be a deterrent? I’m sure the Tories would argue that it would save a lot more lives than it would cost! That would be more humane in the long run!! It’s what farmers do with crows.