Gone Gone Gone (A pair of useless nincompoops!)

Gone Gone Gone

Gone Gone Gone

This is their swan song

For lying and all they’ve done wrong

Two populist conmen – the short and the long

Gone Gone Gone

Gone Gone Gone

Trump will have his walls

                With arrows and stripes

Caught with boxes of secrets

                Tantrums, witch-hunts and gripes.

Gone Gone Gone

Gone Gone Gone

Johnson pays for his lazy lies

                Spitting out his dummy

Everybody’s picking on him

                Baby wants his mummy.

Gone Gone Gone

Gone Gone Gone

A pair of selfish wankers

                Populist twats, greedy elite

Narcissistic arrogance

                Listen to them bleat!

Gone Gone Gone

Gone Gone Gone

Gone Gone Gone

So long!

Opher – 9.6.2023

Well Trump had them all chanting ‘Lock Her Up’ for just using her own phone for government business. He called her a crook but she didn’t take boxes of Top Secret material home and litter it around her house. She didn’t share documents about nuclear secrets – showing off to her friends.

There’s only one crook and he needs locking up. He’s a traitor who put nations at risk.

Johnson chose Brexit in order to get to be Prime Minister and then was too lazy and stupid to do anything properly. He broke the law with impunity and regularity. A narcissistic fool. Roughing his hair up to play the clown to appeal to morons.

He too broke the law and then cried witch hunt like a big baby.

Both of them have caused immense damage. Both need locking up for the wrong they’ve done.

Historians will look back at this pair and shake their heads. The only more incompetent candidates could just have been Dan Quayle or Andy Pandy.