The Minister for Brexit Opportunities was Delicious!

So many opportunities:

The opportunity to crash our economy

The opportunity to destroy our fishing industry.

The opportunity to drive away our financial hub

The opportunity to trash our farmers

The opportunity to drive up costs

The opportunity for endless red tape

The opportunity to create obstacles and costs

The opportunity to create labour and skill shortages

The opportunity to make lousy trade deals

The opportunity to reduce our GDP

The opportunity to create a cost-of-living crisis

The opportunity to pay more for our goods

The opportunity to reduce imports

The opportunity to make it harder and more costly to travel

The opportunity to ruin the music industry

The opportunity to crash profits

The opportunity to close businesses

The opportunity to reduce exports

The opportunity to prevent us working or studying abroad

The opportunity to narrow our horizons

The opportunity to ruin the NHS

The opportunity to drive skilled people away

The opportunity to let fruit and veg rot

The opportunity to make us uncompetitive

The opportunity to reduce our power in the world

The opportunity to make us a third-world power

Gosh!! With so many opportunities it was obviously hard for a Brexit Opportunities Minister to cope!!

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