Poetry – Putin and Zelenskyy

Putin and Zelenskyy

Hitler only had one ball.

                Mussolini had two but very small.

Putin, can’t do no shootin’

                And Johnson’s got no balls at all!!

Zelenskyy’s got elephant balls

                Putin’s army’s the one to stall.

Propaganda, lies and slander

                The writing is up on the wall!

Opher – 3.5.2022

I grew up in the post 2nd World War. Us boys were all singing these songs denigrating the features of the beaten fascist leaders – Hitler, Mussolini, Himmler and Goebbels.

Hitler, he only had one ball,
Mussolini had two but very small,
Himmler had something similar,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.

It seemed appropriate to purloin it for the likes of Putin and Johnson with a nod to the bravery and leadership of Zelenkskyy.

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