Dominic Cummings and Boris Johnson meet the Jabberwocky!! Apologies to Lewis Carroll.

The two of these lying toads deserve each other!!

T’was Dominic, the slithy tove
  Did gyre in government betrayed;
All mimsy were the Johnsonites,
  And the cabinet millionaires outgrabe.
 
“Beware the Boris clown, my son!        5
  The jaws that lie, the claws that grab!
Beware the slogans, and shun
  The frumious Brexit turd!”
 
Cummings took his vorpal sword in hand:
  Long time the cabinet foe he sought—        10
So rested he by the toxic tree,
  And stood awhile in thought.
 
And as in loutish thought he stood,
  The Johnson clown, with eyes of flame,
Came dithering through the covid wood,        15
  And burbled as it came!
 
One, two! One, two! And through and through
  The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
  He went galumphing back.        20
 
“And hast thou slain the Johnson clown?
  With his lying slogans to deploy?
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
  Cummings chortled in his joy.
 
T’was Dominic, the slithy tove         25
  Who lied and sneered in the wabe;
All flimsy were his excuses,
  And the pair of them outgrabe.