Poetry – TV Evangelists

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Jimmy Swaggart

My name is Jimmy Swaggart

I like, hookers, coke and Christianity.

While Jerry Lee chose Rock ‘n’ Roll

I figured there’s more money in divinity.

Now I’ve got my plane, limousines

And mansion on the hill.

I’m a lying hypocrite

But my fans all love me still.

Jesus takes good care of me,

Gives me everything I wish.

Plenty lines of marching dust

And pussy on a dish.

I said that I was sorry

I’ve been forgiven everything.

I’ve still got my TV slot

Where you can pray an sing.

For Jesus welcomes sinners

Back into the fold.

So just remember folks,

Keep sending in the gold!

My name is Jimmy Swaggart

I like, hookers, coke and Christianity.

While Jerry Lee chose Rock ‘n’ Roll

I figured there’s more money in divinity.

Opher – 24.11.2020

It always amuses me that these hypocritical, smarmy TV evangelists can get away with it. They have they planes, fleets of limousines, bimbos, mansions, yachts and penthouses, their beaming smiles, flash suits and lavish lifestyle, they play around with drugs, hookers and gambling and then break down and plead for forgiveness when caught out – and the poor saps keep sending the money in!! Unbelieveable!!

10 thoughts on “Poetry – TV Evangelists”

  3. Well Opher, the politicians have these things too. Except maybe yachts. They bribe the media not to tell people about the drugs and gambling. And if they have bimbos, why do they need hookers?

    What’s the difference between a televangelist and a politician?

    The difference is, that the televangelists aren’t (yet) able to force people to pay for their upkeep. But the politicians can.

      1. The politicians peddle lies, Opher. The televangelists peddle things that can’t be proved or disproved, as though they were truths.

      2. Not quite Neil – many politicians peddle lies (not all – some are in it out of conviction) and all TV evangelists peddle lies and are hypocrites.

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