Poetry – I’ll buy a gun

I’ll buy a gun

 

There’s a virus threatening me

And my family –

I know!

I’ll buy a gun!

 

The government’s a threat

I can’t forget –

I know!

I’ll buy a gun!

 

Gun stores are essential businesses!

The salesmen are key workers

Everyone needs to be armed!

If someone comes for me or my mrs,

One of them no-good shirkers,

I know I won’t be harmed!

 

I need full protection!

I need to feel secure!

If someone breaks into my place

They’ll certainly get the cure!

A bullet in the head.

A blast to the guts.

That’ll keep us secure and safe

No ifs or buts!

 

There’s a virus threatening me

And my family –

I know!

I’ll buy a gun!

 

 

Opher – 22.5.2020