George Packard and the Breaking News Story at the Beach

It only takes a minority of dorks to cause a major problem! A surge leads to another lockdown. What makes a Dork???
George – your observations are backed up by evidence from over here in the UK!
The world has too many stupid dorks. Perhaps this virus is natures way of getting rid of a lot of them?

Every Day Another Story

George Packard, roving reporter for Bumbastories headed for the beach in search of a Breaking News story. As reported earlier in these pages, George had twice before ventured out on his bicycle – only to be turned back, stymied by too much bicycle and foot traffic on the usually deserted Ballona Creek bicycle path. As George headed toward the beach he counted over 70 bicyclers and joggers who were headed in the opposite direction. Keeping careful journalistic count, George computed that 40% wore masks. Not enough! They were riding double file too! One bad apple spoils the barrel. And there were too many apples (stupid apples) out there.

George exited the bike path and took his chances on the streets – where traffic on the main thoroughfares was almost at regular levels. And it wasn’t even 10 AM yet! When George finally made it to Playa Del Rey, policeman stopped…

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