I heard a Psychologist on TV say that in order to maintain inner peace while ‘locked’ indoors during this Covid-19 saga we should take the opportunity to finish things we had started.
I looked through my house to find those things I had started but never finished.
So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss. Telum u luvum and tellum also to kip seyf. xx